|Ever wanted to write your own blog?
Well, we haven't, so we figured we'd let you write one for us.
Feel free to dump the creative contents of your brain here, and if you win the sweepstakes, we'll send you the, ah, prize, by post or something.
Disclaimer: by having the temerity to visit this website, we hereby own all creative content your brain has produced or will produce. Ever. You gotta problem with it, our esteemed attorneys, Vinnie and One-Eyed Sal will be happy to visit you personally for an initial consultation.